Happy St. Patty's Day!

Dear St. Patty,

 

In just a few hours, you're going to have a lot of fingers of blame pointed in your direction.

 

You're going to be reason why there are idiots roaming the streets of Downtown Orlando. Granted, this is nothing new, but it'd be the first where each of those walking will have blown well over the alotted alcohol level. You're going to be the reason why alot of homes are going to be broken up by ruggled violence. The reason why public workers are going to have to tip toe around bodily fluids. The reason why the loud sounds of empty bottles will be an alarm clock for a few.

 

I hope that at the end of the day, you and your husband Doug are happy with yourselves,

 

Drink safe everyone!

 

-1ne